This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How am I supposed to stop all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to get more info throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- I'm reporting your company to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Drop Dead With Your Stupid Emails
You know you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.